like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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