seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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