school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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