I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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