he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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