gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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