dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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