I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You don't make any sense
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I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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