I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
