He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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