sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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