: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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