): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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