Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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