i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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