Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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