i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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