so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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