the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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