Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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