the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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