Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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