you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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