wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i just had sex bonerless
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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