I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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