I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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