My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Also, beer. Big fan.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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