I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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