There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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