New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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