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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I just want to make out with him forever
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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