i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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