what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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