i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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