I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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