Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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