thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
she told me i tasted like america
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
