She is in my trunk
i just had sex bonerless
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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