I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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