There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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