Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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