Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
