Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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