3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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