Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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