i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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