But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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