idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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