Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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