About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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