How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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