jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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