Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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