Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize
