That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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